Robert White ribs Britain's Got Talent judges | ...but comic wins them over as ITV series returns

Robert White ribs Britain's Got Talent judges

...but comic wins them over as ITV series returns

Comic Robert White appeared on Britain's Got Talent last night – with a song full of insults for the judging panel.

The musical stand-up – who describes himself as 'the only gay, Aspergic, quarter-Welsh comic on the British comedy circuit', admitted he was 'nervous' to be performing the track.

The 41-year-old – who is also a primary school teacher – made a joke about his dyslexia, saying: 'I recently tried to book tickets for Rhianna. I booked tickets for RyanAir.'

He added that he was gay because his autism meant 'I can't think straight' .

Because he had to be PC for a primetime TV audience, he said: 'I've literally done a song about PCs. It's a song about computers. George Formby working in a computer shop… When I'm cleaning Microsoft Windows.

Lyrics included: 'David Walliams wanted to update his content reminder/He brought me a massive ring binder/But when I looked all the contacts were from Grinder.'

And 'Amanda Holden was the only one who's Instagram was on the mark/She said her outfits have so much spark/I said I'm just jealous I'll never dress like you/Cos I don't shop in Primark.'

In passing judgment, Walliams told White: "Robert I love you. You're a beautiful soul. Comedy flows from you like water.'

Cowell added: 'You're very unique, you're very quirky, very funny, very naughty, Robert, which we like!'

He scored four 'yeses' from the judges

Here's White's performance:

Published: 15 Apr 2018

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