Chortle award winner Daniel Kitson is heading off to the Melbourne comedy festival - and he's doing a couple of gigs in London to limber up.

He'll be is reprising his Perrier-nominated show Love, Innocence and The Word Cock in London's Hen and Chickens theatre on Mondays March 4 and 18.

Chortle has three pairs of tickets for the first show to give away to readers who can successfully answer the following question.

Answers must be received by midnight on Sunday. Winners will be notified on Monday morning and should be free to go to the venue that night.

Good luck!