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Stand-up Tim Vine co-starred in the BBC One sitcom No Going Out and both series of ITV1’s The Sketch Show is also a TV host, having devised and presented Fluke for Channel 4, which was nominated for a Rose d’Or Award.

He was also the first man to appear on Channel Five when presenting quiz show Whittle. Tim has also starred in The Tim Vine Christmas Present for Five, Saturday Live (ITV) and The Stand Up Show (BBC1).

Tim recently became the Guinness World Record Holder for telling the most jokes in an hour – smashing the previous record with a total of 499. He has appeared on the Royal Variety Show alongside Shirley Bassey and Kylie Minogue, and hastoured the UK with his The Joke Machine Gun show.

He burst onto the stand-up circuit by winning the Perrier Best Newcomer Award for The Tim Vine Fiasco at the Edinburgh Festival in 1995. That followed a runner-up prize in the Hackney Empire New Act Of The Year competition in 1993. Tim’s solo shows in Edinburgh include Tim Vine Flat Out (1998) and I’m Vine Thanks and Tim Vine and the Minotaur (both 1999).

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Tim Vine Chat Show
Live Review
Beck Theatre

His brother Jeremy has interviewed Prime Ministers, Hollywood stars and royalty, but tonight Tim Vine’s guest on his talk show is… an employee relations manager with a facility provisions company. Ooooh.

The simple twist of the punmeister’s chat show is that he draws his guests from the great unwashed in his audience. And the fact that this chosen subject has a job that’s not obvious to define isn’t going to put Vine off. As you would expect, his guests are largely just ciphers for his cheesy vaudevillian gags. He has such an encyclopaedic knowledge that just about every career triggers a small flurry of corny-one-lines.

It’s an interesting way to exploit his immense back catalogue, as well as prompt some apparently spontaneous quips. Many of his more classic lines have become so well-known among his core fans that he has to acknowledge the fact – even going as far as getting the audience to chime in with the punchlines.

That’s not to say there’s no interaction with the guests, which starts off as compere-level banter, but with the time to go into a little more depth. Unlike ‘real’ chat shows, success here is not wholly dependent on the quality of the guests, but on Vine’s wit. But when the interviewees are funny, it’s definitely a bonus, as tonight proved.

It’s not always obvious who will provide the best laughs: discovering a genuine roller-coaster salesman to open the show is amusing enough, with his tale of a ride gone wrong, but the stand-out is the teacher who chastises him with a terrifyingly disciplinarian air that makes Anne Robinson look like Fearne Cotton, forcing Vine’s wordplay to yield to roleplay for just a few moments.

Yet no one can compete with the hilarious story from the teenage lad recalling his decision of a few years back to conduct vital scientific research into how many M&M’s he could stuff up his nostrils. ‘And then I passed out…’ is only the start of his horrors.

Vine keeps things bowling along nicely, with his quick wit and compulsion to keep things cheery. When our employee relations guy turns out to be a hardnosed salary negotiator, who cockily asserts that he knows the union will accept the reduced offer he’s given them, there’s a murmur of disapproval. But Vine moves on quickly before the mood can sour. The real world has no place in his primary-coloured comic-book universe.

His strong streak of self-deprecation feeds into this mood, with catchphrases to celebrate when things go awry, quips about the dodgy quality of the gags, and tongue-in-cheek asides to the audience, threatening them with a long night ahead.

Aside from an opening set by comedy magician John Archer, a similar purveyor of ‘dad jokes’ to accompany his nifty tricks, the chat show section is bookended by Classic Vine. There's an overwhelming onslaught of mixed-ability cornballs batter down the defences to start, and a small selection of wilfully naff songs to end, complete with audience participation. Some of these abandon his usual punchline-driven approach for simply being bizarre, especially the peculiar ladder-based ditty that ends the night on a baffling note.

His fans, most likely, would be happy with an evening of these usual shenanigans undiluted by the interviews, but fair play to Vine for wanting to mix things up a bit. But if this is the future of talk show, Michael Parkinson better prepare to get very dizzy once he’s in the grave.

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Hilarious

Lee Moore, November 2007

Genius. Buy DVD. See live. Then do it again

Adam Montgomery, September 2007

Relentless, absurd, diverse and surreal. Great use of props and a grade 'A' mixture of superb and awful one liners. I enjoyed every minute!

Karl, March 2007

Tim Vine is ace! Saw his most recent tour and was it was brilliant, can't wait for his next DVD to come out

Rob, January 2007

Extremely funny. I've never seen lines fluffed so expertly. We'd definitely recommend his show.

Jo Phelan, October 2006

Nothing short of a comical genius. He just needs the big break and the following he deserves. I vote for more gigs in the South East!

Guy Pettit, October 2006

Pure genius... had Judy Finnigan wetting herself when appearing on her show. Surely a fantastic comedy gauge.

Matt Watts, September 2006

If you love puns, and i do, this is the finest exponent there has ever been. He has turned punnery into high art and at times a sport. Will go down as a comedy icon, as he will keep being discovered by comedy fans throughout his life though.

Evs, June 2006

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