Sean Lock
Date Of Birth: 22/04/1963
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The Greenwich Comedy Festival seems to get bigger each year – and not just metaphorically. The week-long event kicked off on Friday and has already featured comedians of the calibre of Milton Jones, Mark Watson and Stephen K Amos – but the size of the marquee needed to accommodate the audience for such a stellar line-up is vast. Any bigger and it might envelop the historic Old Royal Naval College in whose grounds it sits.
Last night’s headliner was the always-impressive Sean Lock, living up to his persistent persona of the bloke down the pub talking bollocks. ‘I’m a bit of a character,’ he explains… and we all know what that means.
He kicked off with some topical material about the ‘Lympics’, using the G4S shambles as a springboard into a preposterously silly routine which vividly evoked cartoon-like images of him negotiating security with nothing to declare. Yet he seems so normal – not so obviously ‘wacky’ like some of his stand-up contemporaries – which makes the oddness all the more potent.
That was most evident in his routine about ballet, which he recreated by clomping around the stage with the grace and fluidity of an asthmatic warthog. And not just for a moment, he extends the scene well beyond the point when the original gag ceased to be funny – but repeat something for long enough and it gets the laughs again.
In more conventional conversational segments, he proved why he’s no fit person to be a parent, a politician, or an anger management counsellor in one original, offbeat routine after another. It was a sterling, eccentric performance which proved why Lock is the Lidl sat-nav of comedy: always taking you in unexpected directions.
Opening the night was Danny Bhoy, with a much more conventional approach to observational stand-up, giving voice to sort of concerns we’ve all noticed: Why is printer ink so ridiculously expensive? Haven’t irresponsible banks got a cheek charging us for going a bit overdrawn? What ARE the seven signs of ageing?
Compared to the virtuoso frustrated rants of the righteously indignant Rhod Gilbert on similar matters of consumer marketing claptrap, Bhoy is more restrained – and the gags more obvious. Nonetheless he strikes a chord with the audience, bolstered by his powerful yet easy charm and acute sense of comic timing.
His device of framing his grumbles as letters of complaint to the corporations, like so many Henry Root-style books, gives the routine a distinctive cadence, and allows his smartarse comments to drop more gently, but with more effect. At times, he’s rather old-fashioned – coyly describing an argument without actually using the swear words involved, for example – but then he has always been the sort of broadly accessible act your granny could enjoy.
Compere was Ed Gamble, full of boyish cheekiness to tease the City bankers in the front section without vilification, and deal with the simplest, if not the quietest, of heckles – ‘Your haircut isn’t very good’ – from the laddier parts at the back.
But star of the night was surely Tony Law, who stormed the shortish middle section with his self-conscious surrealism and booming insanity. Fresh from Latitude – if anyone can be ‘fresh’ from that festival – he mocked the canvas-walled venue before teasing himself for turning up with such rocky, ill-thought-through ideas as his elephant-based pub joke.
The running commentary and desperate struggles to find a way out of the holes he digs for himself exposes the artifice of more traditional stand-up sets and stirs up the complacency of the genre. The joke’s always on him, whether on the poor pre-gig planning he professes to have done, or the less-than believable claims to be a ‘Danger Dog’, ignoring The Man when it comes to such constricting rules as putting a lid on your coffee.
And should he end up down a comedy cul-de-sac, randomly inserted non-sequiturs such as the inexplicable mimicking of a tug-boat horn always give him a way out.
Paaaaarp!
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Fig - 26/04/2013
Painfully unfunny, grating. Ruins every episode of QI he's in.
Dawn - 06/02/2012
You are a superstar, you never fail to make me laugh out loud. Loved your live performance in Stoke, more please!
lr - 04/11/2011
Mr C - you quite obviously know fuck all - coeliac disease is a serious debilitating condition. It is an auto-immune condition which can lead to bowel cancer, osteoporosis and infertility if untreated. Serious enough for you? why don't you restrict yourself to commenting on the CBBC website in future - this is about your intellectual level, you tosser.
aaron - 02/12/2010
Saw in Croydon this week was great - due to the snow the theatre was pretty empty so did not get to see battleships the review speaks of at its best. Although he did abandon his car and walk to make sure the show still went ahead!
Happy Harry - 25/08/2010
Awwwwwwwww shame... you've got a food intolerance. Awwwwwww... poor you. Never mind, at least you haven't lost your sense of humour. Ooops!
Mark Waites - 10/05/2010
Saw him in St Albans and thought he was all right. Aren't all comediens 'self opinionated'? Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Frank Skinner, Billy Connolly... they all alienate people, it's only when it hits close to home that we moan.
Fan Of Comedy - 16/04/2010
Very funny, and very original. He interacts with the audience well, and even makes fun of himself when not getting the big laughs. Genuinely funny, and he comes across very well. One note is that if your going to watch him and expect his weird sense of humour (which I love) to be in every joke, it won't be, but that does not affect what is a great show.
James - 23/02/2010
Sean Lock was very funny in Leicester last night, on the opening night of his Lockipedia tour. Some parts did fall flat, however with a few minor adjustments, he will have a top notch routine! I really liked the "audience battleships" part of the show. So if you do go and see the show, make sure you prepare yourself for banter with Sean (even if you're in the circle). Thanks for a top night Sean. Looking forward to the DVD.
MrC - 08/12/2009
Seems like the "wheat intolerance" gene also impacts on one's ability to understand a JOKE. Stop banging on about your own or your relative's condition. If you're allergic to food.... don't eat it and thank your stars you don't have something REALLY serious/debilitating. Lock's 15 Storeys High was superb! Surreal brilliance! He should write more telly. Aah! The light dawns.... all the people slagging off his live stuff actually want him to concentrate on his tv writing. How Machiavellan!
Alfred Bettle - 02/09/2009
I agree. I REALLY hate anyone with wheat intolerance. The only people I hate more are people with daughters who have Coeliac disease. I know it seems unreasonable but I just hate them. Always have. Since I was very young I've hated them - they are worse than Adolf Hitler by far. The only person I hate more than them is Sean Lock. He's nothing more than a Two-fingered Fridge Jockey. Yeeuuuccchhh.
Lee Duress - 19/03/2009
Did himself a real disservice at the Secret Policeman's Ball - not only the fact that his wheat intolerance skit was ill informed but the fact that it was woefully unfunny.
Joan Baker - 28/12/2008
What is the point of this 'man'! His exhibition on the 'big fat quiz' was appauling. He now seems to hate children as well as those less fortunate than himself.
Alan Lloyd - 14/10/2008
I agree with Anthony. My daughter has coeliac disease, and his unresearched 'wheat intolerance' crap was shameful, embarrassing and self opinionated. what an absolute tosspot.
Anthony - 06/10/2008
I can only say this idiot needs to be more careful not to alienate some of his audience. I'm referring to his comments on last night's Secret Policeman's Ball where is said he 'hated' people with a wheat intolerance. My daughter has Coeliac desease (a wheat intolerance) and she is unwell if she has wheat. She's a beautiful child and for him to say that he hates people like this, well, he can fuck off.
Jon Spoller - 04/08/2008
Sean Lock is wonderful. He's hard to categorise - maybe a 'whimsical cynic' or a 'cynical whimster' or a clinical psychiatrist. Maybe not. I recommend him to anyone who can keep up with Bill Bailey, Harry Hill, Rich Hall, Chris Morris, Alan Partridge and Armando Iannucci.
Joz - 08/05/2008
A plonker - In the nicest possible way!!
Neil - 22/03/2008
Went to see him in Carlisle last night. The show was dire. He failed to raise a laugh in the first half and as his nerves took over he fluffed his lines and developed a uneasy laugh. Almost felt sorry for him then remember I'd forked out £80 for four of us to see him. We, along with many others, left at half time.
Deano - 13/03/2008
I agree with the last few comments, like him on the TV but saw him in Salford last December and his stand-up was rubbish. Material wasn't great, but the delivery was worse because he looked like he really couldn't be bothered. My wife still can't get her head round the "finale" and the Joker outfit. Died on his arse just about fits it!
Stephanie Plowman - 08/02/2008
I went to see Sean last year and honestly felt ripped off! His jokes seemed very old, and he didn't look like his heart was in it. There was also a bizzare bit at the end of his show where he ripped off his suit to reveal a Lycra catsuit (very unforgiving!) which I'm guessing was to be his saving grace as he probably realised that the show was sloppily written, and not well performed either. The catsuit did not do its job of saving his arse...he died on it!
Leedsrose - 01/12/2007
I went to see him at the Leeds City Varieties and felt that his act was really dated and his jokes were lame. It seemed that he was scared to push the boundaries and played it way too safe, unlike Jimmy Carr who I saw the previous night and found his act hilarious. Maybe Sean should take some stand-up advice from the legendary host of 8 out of 10 cats.
James - 27/11/2007
Went to see him last night was highly disappointed, love him on 8 out of 10 Cats but his stand up was poor and seemed very dated, most laugh felt forced.
Phil - 26/10/2007
Was terrific at Cheltenham Town Hall the other night. Much more likeable than - for some strange reason - I expected him to be. must see, if you get the chance.
sarah - 21/07/2007
I love him on 8 Out Of 10 Cats, he makes ordinary things funny
Matt Brett - 13/01/2007
A very funny man, I like the way he sees the world. 15 Storeys High is excellent, quality and class. Check it out - oh, and get your roots - you look like a badger.
Yvonne - 11/11/2006
Its 2006, why isn't this man doing another tour? Come on Mr. Lock we deserve you - please!
Tony - 10/08/2006
Watching 15 Storeys High at the moment. It's one of the best comedies i've seen in a long time
Ballbags of Steal - 11/06/2006
Surrealist comedic genius
Don Moses - 21/03/2006
Great comic. Consistently hilarious at comedy clubs for over a decade and yet hardly seen on TV until now.
Clare - 09/02/2006
I adore him. I think he's the best comedian on the planet
Matt - 21/11/2005
A very funny chap
Nick - 14/11/2005
A comedy genius who is able to find humour in any situation or subject. The 15 Storeys High series was hilarious and very observant. Sean's healthy distrust of authority and all things American should be applauded
Louis - 25/10/2005
It's sad when shows like Two Pints Of Lager practically get their own channel (BBC3) and works of genius like 15 Storeys High are not even repeated let alone given another series. I want my TV licence money back
Charles Thomson - 06/09/2005
One of the funniest guys in the business. Like a cross between Jack Dee and Bill Bailey
Mark Bonfield - 23/08/2005
Shame on the BBC for not commissioning another series of the brilliant 15 Storeys High, and to think of some of the crap they do commisson
Amy Minshull - 04/07/2005
Seen him on various things, 8 out of 10 Cats, QI, 29 Minutes Of Fame, Comic Aid, Amnesty International etc, and I love him more each time I see him. How can 15 Storeys High have passed me by? I hope the BBC will show it soon.
Adam - 04/07/2005
Fantastic comedian and 15 Storeys High was superb. If there's no plans for a DVD of series 2 it's a total disgrace.
Angela - 02/06/2005
Sean is pure comedy genius and I absolutely loved 15 Storeys High. I must say how seriously disappointed I am with the BBC for vastly underrating this. Sadly no DVD of series 2 and no repeats on TV it's disgraceful.
Jules - 01/06/2005
Incredibly funny. Every syllable he utters is hilarious. I don't understand why he isn't a star. He's a genius.
Rich - 06/05/2005
Absolute genius, how he has gone relatively unappreciated is a mystery
Spanky McTavish - 08/11/2004
Saw him last night at the BBC London, Children in Need Comedy Night and although only alotted a short time had me in stitches. He and Bill Bailey are the funniest men alive... Fact. 15 Storeys High is hilarious and has the most originality of any TV programme.
Hamish - 30/09/2004
Stunningly good.
Matthew Owen - 05/09/2004
The funniest thing I have ever seen
Snail - 09/06/2004
Dry as a peanut but thrice as sexy - Lock is pure hilarity in tracksuit bottoms and poolside whistle - please check out 15 Storeys High for the 21st Century Rigsby.
Duncan Easton - 13/11/2003
Saw him last night in Leeds. Several times he had the whole audience completely helpless with laughter. Very likeable and great delivery.
s Mum - 03/11/2003
I thought he was funny from the first time I set eyes on him. Maybe that's because he has his dad's ears.
Heather - 25/10/2003
Haven't laughed so much in ages. Very, very funny man, if only slightly weird.
KPJ - 21/10/2003
Friggin' funny but seemed a tad tense, unlike Edinburgh last year where he nearly killed me with 1,000 gags a minute stuff.
Thomas McKiernan - 07/10/2003
Just saw him at Winchester - absolutely hilarious. Consolidated my opinion that he is one of the most interesting and likable comics out there right now
Paul Lock - 24/09/2003
He's my little brother and used to eat his breakfast sitting on the toilet. Always knew he wouldn't get a proper job.
Brendan Riley - 30/11/-0001
The best comedian ever. He is so funny I can hardly bear to watch.