Stuart Goldsmith
A former street entertainer, who took part in ITV1's Show Me The Funny talent show in 2011
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Stuart Goldsmith: Another Lovely Crisis
I’ve previously accused Stuart Goldsmith of bossy over-confidence, but over this hour he is nothing but a charming, nice and funny guy chronicling his ongoing battle with his Woody Allen-esque neuroses about pretty much everything the world throws at him. Goldsmith initially shows how he can be decisive in a crisis by describing how, dressed as a copper for a bit-part in a sitcom, he came across a real life street 'character' with a can of cider in each paw and a flick knife in his pocket, and defused the situation by reacting quickly.
Yet when it comes to dealing with the everyday decisions in life – even something as apparently straightforward as choosing a camping mallet – that's when he panics. Anyone who ever been stressed – which is everyone – will identify with this, but the show is particularly pertinent to anyone who's ever suffered panic attacks or catastrophised (psycho-speak for thinking the worst). And take it from me it's cathartic to laugh about it.
Part of Goldsmith's charm is that he's endearingly self-deprecating. He notes that in most situations he likes to get involved but is 'more confident than useful’. It's a considered hour's material in which Goldsmith successfully stands on the outside looking in at himself, pokes fun at his fretting and also wonders what his beloved young godson is likely to pick up from him.
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Goldsmith, currently appearing on ITV’s Show Me The Funny, is disarmingly honest here, noting that he's better at dealing with a crisis when he's got an audience to show off to. Then, of course, are the gags, which comed frequently and consistently.
His timing and intonation are well-honed, and seemingly effortless, but what's truly lovely is his turn of phrase, he describes his rather safe choice of shoes as being the type favoured by 'boys that don't like puddles' and when organising an impromptu rave at a five-year-old's birthday party he plays them the kind of hardcore electronica that sounds like 'a wolf kicking a keyboard up an escalator.'
The only wasp in the orangeade is that one gag about scaring fellow passengers on a plane is very much like one of Arthur Smith's, but we'll let that one go as elsewhere he barely puts a sensibly shod foot wrong.
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Stuart Goldsmith Dates
Fri 28 Jun 2013
- Liverpool Comedy Central
- 20:00
- Call for prices
- Barry Dodds, Dan Nightingale, Stuart Goldsmith, Phil Ellis (MC)
Sat 29 Jun 2013
- Liverpool Comedy Central
- 20:00
- Call for prices
- Barry Dodds, Dan Nightingale, Stuart Goldsmith, Phil Ellis (MC)
Thu 25 Jul 2013
- Leicester Square Theatre
- 20:30
- £9 (£7 concs)
- Josie Long, Mark Allen, Stuart Goldsmith
Thu 1 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Fri 2 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Sat 3 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Sun 4 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Mon 5 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Tue 6 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
More Stuart Goldsmith Dates …
Wed 7 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Thu 8 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Fri 9 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Sat 10 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Sun 11 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Mon 12 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Wed 14 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Thu 15 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Fri 16 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Sat 17 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Sun 18 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Mon 19 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Tue 20 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Wed 21 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Thu 22 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Fri 23 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Sat 24 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Sun 25 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Mon 26 Aug 2013
- Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013]
- Gilded Balloon Teviot
- 17:15~18:15
- £5 (previews) to £9
Fri 13 Sep 2013
- 19:30~22:00
- £16.50, £12.50 if you mention Chortle on the door or £12.00 if you book on-line
- Mark Dolan, Stuart Goldsmith, Tania Edwards, David Mulholland (MC)
Fri 20 Sep 2013
- Leicester Just The Tonic
- 20:00
- £9 (£6.50 concs)
- Eric Lampaert, Noise Next Door, Shazia Mirza, Stuart Goldsmith
Sat 21 Sep 2013
- Leicester Just The Tonic
- 20:00
- £12.50 (£8 concs)
- Eric Lampaert, Noise Next Door, Shazia Mirza, Stuart Goldsmith
Sat 21 Sep 2013
- Nottingham Just the Tonic
- 20:00
- £10 (£6 concs)
- Bob Slayer, Noise Next Door, Romesh Ranganathan, Stuart Goldsmith
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Sally Carter
Red Comedy
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Past Shows
Stuart Goldsmith: Prick Comedian's Comedian Live With Stuart Goldsmith [2013] Laughing Horse new act final 2006


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Older Comments
Kay Venables - 01/12/2012
Saw you at the cliffs pavilions and thought you were fantastic x
Ken heaton - 06/10/2012
Stuart, saw you at Warrington and thought you were brilliant with a sterile audience. I loved your clarity of diction enabling me to catch your witty one-liners, often missed sadly by many, but you were an excellent act, very sharp and very funny.
Paul Sinha - 17/02/2009
Its hard to imagine a more out of date review. Three and a half years on, and Stuart is simply brilliant with anecdotes galore displaying a wonderfully inventive, playful and deeply individual look at sex, sexuality , relationships , and the posher end of the canine world. In addition, his street performing skills give him a persona that it warm, engaging and entirely suited to his material. Undoubtedly one of my faves.
Sharon - 18/12/2007
Did not disappoint - funny and charming, he made me belly laugh, and that takes some doing.
shelly - 31/08/2007
The guy puts the whole audience at ease. The second he walks on you think OK, this is gonna be good. Love the sci-fi material
J. Barnett - 12/06/2006
This boy literally oozes brilliance. When he's not charming the crowd with his rapier-like wit, he's whipping up a storm with some highly original show-stopping routines. Can't wait to see him again. Definitely the best comic I've seen this year,
Tim Johnson - 14/05/2006
We booked Stuart to compere our comedy night this year and he did an amazing job. He is funny, intelligent and very likeable. He will be invited back without doubt.
RB - 13/05/2006
Clever stuff
Hannah - 07/05/2006
Funny, producing wry smiles rather than belly laughs, but smart
EW - 22/02/2006
Perfectly pitched performance at the Hackney final. Sign language stuff was storming!
Debbie - 17/01/2006
Absolutely brilliant act; confident, funny and charming on stage. Seen him twice and loved him both times. Debbie 17.01.06