Scott Capurro
Date Of Birth: 10/12/1962
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America Stands Up! 2010

As San Franciscan compere Scott Capurro acknowledged, America Stands Up! is something of a misnomer for this showcase of otherwise exclusively New York-based acts, with all of the metropolis’ famed confrontational attitude on display.
An annual highlight of the Glasgow Comedy Festival brochure, the acts taking part tend to be virtually unknown in the UK, and only get a couple of small, warm-up gigs around the city to re-tune their material and hone their local observations. Some sink without trace, while others, like Danny Lobell, have swum successfully enough to return with a solo show this year.
In previous years, I’ve felt Capurro a poor choice of host, very funny but unsettling the crowd with his sexually and racially provocative material, the worst kind of mood-setter for foreign comics in an unfamiliar situation. I might have done him a disservice though. He went through the fellatio-mimed motions a bit this evening, but the culture clash of New York’s ethnic diversity with Glasgow’s pale luminescence, and that melting pot of fiercely asserted identities and high-status posturing that seems so extrovert to UK reticence, undoubtedly benefitted from him foregrounding it right away.
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Not that there weren’t casualties. Rachel Feinstein’s wry ruminations on the assurance of Puerto Rican women undoubtedly have greater impact back home. But one sympathises with her faltering opening – there was something in her tone when she asked the standard question of whether anyone liked a drink provoked a strangely muted response for a Scottish crowd.
Feinstein’s a confident performer but her dating material is wholly unremarkable, the broadest canvases of metrosexual men and her whoreish girlfriends. She only begins to engage when she fleshes out these caricatures with her gift for distinctive voices, bewildering a letching homeboy by channelling her Jewish grandmother.
Nevertheless, likening the moans of a disinterested porn actress to the sounds she makes shifting furniture is one of the rare moments when she unites the room in laughter.
Rather more successful is Alaskan-born Hailey Boyle, quick to disassociate herself from Sarah Palin but even quicker to register her seething hatred for the skinny girls in the front rows. Her sizeable frame is a starting point for any number of superb routines that effectively alternate between deadpan self-deprecation and aggressive sexuality, leaving you in no doubt that she’ll play the ugly duckling, small town rube only as far as it amuses her, her outsider’s perspective prompting some hilariously dark, counter-intuitive reactions to society’s norms – potential rapists are warned about becoming her unsuspecting victims.
There’s a palpable frisson in the room when she recalls being dumped by a black Republican and starts criticising Asian girls. But we’re in safe hands, and the solid punchlines, stereotyping as they are, are free of malice and only lightly flirt with prejudice.
Apropos of nothing, she claims that black men smell of coconut, a fact the next act, Chicago-born Hannibal Buress, pictured unequivocally slaps down. Because he smells of cinnamon. Standout of the evening, he slowly feels his way in with some low-energy musings on his local Mexican restaurant becoming a church and the lengthy experimentation process required to create a Flaming Dr Pepper cocktail.
Soon though, he’s bristling with an unwarranted agitation and as he launches into a ungracious but logical demolition of his girlfriend’s irritation with his timekeeping, his hackles rise. So by the time he’s bawling out a character in the Grand Theft Auto computer game for criticising his dress sense or his baby nephew for some minor infraction, he’s approaching an enjoyable head of steam. Without a cellphone to distract him in the UK, he’s delighted to find he has more time for slapping people.
Throughout, he retains a sense of his own ridiculousness, confusing a sandwich board promotion with an Amnesty International campaign and recalling the hubris of patronising his four-year-old niece. Mocking handlebar moustaches, he catches himself and chuckles ‘I’m tackling the real issues here, so dangerous!’
He closes brilliantly, recalling an intense confrontation he experienced when bulk-buying apple juice, the seeming insignificance of the situation and his own agenda blinding him to the true insidious cause.
If Buress’s feelings are seldom far from the surface, Brian Scott McFadden gives absolutely nothing of himself away, a polished act who might have been created in a stand-up laboratory, right down to his ‘Oh, yeah!’ catchphrase. A variation on the hoary ‘Am I right folks?’, over the duration of his set, it shifts from being a quirk, to an irritation, to oddly endearing, so eager is he to bolt it onto every fifth gag.
Like some sort of meta-comedian, he opens with skilled impressions of various types of laughter, before delivering the obligatory wisecrack at the expense of Glasgow’s tiny underground system. This prompts him to envisage the Tannoy announcer on his own subway system, where the laughs are located in the New Yoik accent struggling to awkwardly form the cadences of formal apology.
Unfortunately, he allows this promising routine to simply dissipate. And a bit on Shawshank relationships, where one half of the couple is maintaining a show of solidarity while secretly plotting their escape, is prematurely dispensed with. The reason for this becomes apparent with his eagerness to unveil his big set-piece, the ‘what women want from a man’ routine to end all such routines.
Assuming the stance of a cat confused by a laser, he reels off a series of contradictory desires to nods and murmurs of assent from both sexes, going far enough to make you think he’s finished with this clever-clever display at just the right moment, before unwisely returning to it at length, to the detriment of all that went before.
While his stagecraft, for the most part, can be appreciated, this is a stand-up who’s content with the most superficial observations. An accomplished pastiche of BBC News reports is fatally compromised when he lets ‘CNN’ slip instead, corrects himself, then repeats the mistake twice more.
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Older Comments
Gfitz - 09/01/2012
He loves to make the middle class squirm, whether he really holds the views he espouses is debatable - I think some of the reviewers here can only handle straight Mcintyre style comedy - obvious and lazy. That said, Scott has been lazy himself of late - reeling out many well rehearsed but increasingly tired gags, which surely even he must tire of.
Vince Croft - 02/10/2011
I cannot understand the negative comments on here, Scott is a brilliantly funny comedian. I saw him last friday night at a local comedy gig, he completely stormed the gig, he was absolutely amazing! His material is top-notch, I suppose some people may find him offensive, not me though, I just think he's one of the most naturally funny individuals I've seen. Highly recommended!
Skepticat - 15/08/2009
He's a bit boring.
Neil - 23/02/2009
I am all for pushing boundaries but this is just racist bilge.
Chris - 18/12/2008
There is no middle ground with him, you either love him or hate him. I fall into the former category, as his live show is one of the sickest, most twisted trains of thought on the circuit. Jokes about Madelaine McCann one second, and his cruising for cock on the internet the second...the sort of things other comics wish they had the balls to talk about. Yes, he will pick on an 'alpha-male' in the audience and basically try to fuck him, but it's the mark's reaction that gets the laugh every time. Utterly fantastic.
Steve - 17/08/2008
Please do not give this racist bigot the time of day. His attempts to shock went too far at the Ed Festival. I can handle extreme jokes but I found nothing funny about the barrage of hate he downloaded on a Chinese member of the audience.
Michael Monkhouse - 15/12/2007
Seen this guy twice now and I really can't find anything positive to say. Sorry. Makes Bernard Manning look like Jo Brand. Zzzzzz
Petra - 20/10/2007
Boos as he left the stage in Sheffield last night and deservedly so. Horrible, pointless racism from a one trick pony.
Kathy - 02/04/2007
Terrible. Not funny. Got thrown off stage by an audience sick of his racist (and not the slightest bit funny) jokes and his bullying of individuals in the audience. It was such a relief when a member of the audience finally said "Get Off" and everyone else applauded!
Will - 02/04/2007
Terrible - By far the worst of the night at Ealing. Tried to shock, was just not funny. Booed at the end, with good reason.
Rob O\'Neil - 17/02/2007
Without doubt one of the most gut-wrenchinly hilarious comics on the circuit. Not for the faint hearted, but the inappropriate content with the razor sharp delivery makes this fellow a pleasure to watch in full flight - don't miss him.
Raxor - 29/11/2005
Saw him back in 1995 one of worst comedians I've ever seen. His "hilarious act" involved him trying to queer up a straight guy from the audience. The guy even asked him if he was short on material. Now that was funny.
Kate - 24/10/2005
He spent around a quarter of his entire act laying into my boyfriend and making him feel excrutiatingly uncomfortable by attempting to turn him gay and get into his pants. Now, my boyfriend is an extremely tolerant guy but he was upset that he paid good money essentially just to be bullied and sex-pestered! But he was actually more upset about the racist material. It isn't very professional to pick on one guy to make your jokes about and not very funny either - as illustrated by the amount of people who came up to my boyfriend after the show to offer their sympathies. More effort, less bullying please Scott.
Bee - 08/10/2005
On a good night it is not possible to concieveof a funnier, faster comic better at dealing with audiences. He can recover from the most brutal heckles, which in part he invites, of course, and come up with a quip for everything. Very, very impressive, although the material would get depressing after a while,I imagine
Louis - 18/07/2005
Gives homophobia a good name. Sphincter-stranglingly embarrassing.
Rich Dudley - 20/04/2005
I saw Scott last night in Birmingham and he totally rocked the place. His controversial, shocking material went down a storm and it was nice to be in an audience who knew it was fine to laugh at such things. A comic in his prime and I can't wait to see him again. Awesome stuff.
Joan Culloty - 04/04/2004
Graham Norton, excruciating. Scott Capurro, stupendous.
Peter - 30/01/2004
He's a regular guest on my local radio station and yeah, the guy's really not funny.
Daniel - 01/12/2003
A gay comic for a straight audience.
Steve - 18/10/2003
Excellent and original. Close to the bone sometimes, but well worth a look.
Geoff - 23/06/2003
Disgraceful! Audience shouting out asking when he was going to say or do something funny. Was he supposed to be a headliner?Could only feel embarrassed for him. One act to miss.
MP - 01/04/2003
Graham Norton funny, Scott Capurro, not funny.
Pete - 26/02/2003
"Hey everyone, I'm gay! And tall!" Okay, that's his act. You don't have to go and see him now.
Pam - 07/01/2003
I love Scott. I find his humor to be interesting. He lights a room when he walks in.
A Stanton - 03/12/2002
Even Joan Rivers would draw breath - this man rocks!
Ray Addison - 11/11/2002
Scott must have been going for the shock factor, or he was testing out new material. Either way he was terrible.