Mae Martin
Maeve Higgins
Maff Brown
Magnus Betner
Malcolm Hardee
Mandy Knight
Mandy Muden
Marc Lucero
Marc Maron
Marc Wootton
Marcel Lucont
Marcus Brigstocke
Marcus Ryan
Marek Larwood
Margaret Cho
Maria Bamford
Marian Pashley
Marie Vagen
Mark Allen
Mark Barrowcliffe
Mark Cooper-Jones
Mark Cornell
Mark Dolan
Mark Felgate
Mark Gatiss
Mark Hurst
Mark Maier
Mark Nelson
Mark Niel
Mark Olver
Mark Restuccia
Mark Simmons
Mark Smith
Mark Steel
Mark Stephenson
Mark Thomas
Mark Walker
Mark Watson
Markus Birdman
Marlon Davis
Martha McBrier
Martin Beaumont
Martin Coyote
Martin Davis
Martin Hill
Martin Mor
Martin Tapley
Martine Pepper
Marty McLean
Marty Wilson
Mary Bourke
Masai Graham
Mat & Faron
Mat Ewins
Mathew Horne
Matilda Wnek
Matt Blaize
Matt Dyktynski
Matt Forde
Matt Grantham
Matt Green
Matt Hollins
Matt Kirshen
Matt Lucas
Matt Price
Matt Reed
Matt Rees
Matt Richardson
Matt Rudge
Matt Tiller
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Matt Welcome
Matthew Hardy
Matthew Highton
Matthew Holness
Matthew Osborn
Matthew Winning
Maureen Langan
Maureen Younger
Max Dickins
Max Dowler
Men In Coats
Men With Bananas
Meryl O'Rourke
Michael Ayers
Michael Fabbri
Michael J Dolan
Michael Kossew
Michael Legge
Michael McIntyre
Michael Mooney
Michael Redmond
Michael Smiley
Michael Tombs
Michael Winslow
Michelle De Swarte
Mick Ferry
Mick McGrath
Mick Miller
Mick Sergeant
Mickey Anderson
Mickey D
Mickey Hutton
Mickey Sharma
Micky Flanagan
Midnight Beast
Mike Belgrave
Mike Birbiglia
Mike Gunn
Mike McShane
Mike Milligan
Mike Newall
Mike Sheer
Mike Wilkinson
Mike Wilmot
Mike Wozniak
Miles Crawford
Miles Jupp
Milo McCabe
Milton Jones
Miranda Hart
Miss London
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Mitch Fatel
Mo The Comedian
Moonfish Rhumba
Moshe Kasher
Mowten
Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer
Mr Cee
Mundo Jazz
Murdo Haggs
Milton Jones
On AmericansFrom Live At The Apollo |
More Milton Jones videos |
| On Americans |
| On Dave's One Night Stand |
| Mathematician |
| Another Case Of Milton Jones series 3 |
| Milton Jones Live Universe Tour Clip 4 |
| Milton Jones Live Universe Tour Clip 1 |
| Milton Jones Live Universe Tour Clip 2 |
| Milton Jones Live Universe Tour Clip 3 |
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Nominated for the best headliner award in the Chortle Awards 2009 and 2010 – winning it in 2011 |
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| Radio: 2003: The House Of Milton Jones, Radio 4 series |
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| Stand Up: 2004: Edinburgh Show: A Rough Guide to Milton Jones A Rough Guide to Milton Jones |
| Stand Up: 2003: Time Out comedy award winner for best performance |
| Stand Up: 1997: Nominated for the Perrier. Perrier |
| Stand Up: 1996: Winner of Perrier best newcomer award Perrier |
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Milton's Paradise Jones at the Brighton Comedy Festival |
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![]() Milton Jones is one show in which I can abandon my reviewers’ notebook and pen. Not just because it can be a barrier to simply sitting back and enjoying the top-drawer material, but what on earth can I write? He did an daft joke that seems silly, but is actually highly inventive. Then another. Then another. Then another. For that’s all you get with this gifted one-line merchant. In Milton’s Paradise Jones, he’s tried to dress it up a bit for the sake of theatre, but it’s really just daft gags all the way. Talking of dressing up, that’s how he starts. In cloth cap and reflective waistcoat (it’s for a joke, obviously), he appears as his grandfather – one of many, given that ‘my other grandfather…’ has become something of an unlikely catchphrase. Not that it’s much of a character, just a way of delivering some typically leftfield punchlines in a slightly wobblier timbre, and an excuse to wheel on a tartan shopping trolley that contains some of Jones’s props. Yes, prop comedy. In this day and age. But in these capable hands, a box of detergent becomes a beautiful visual pun with not a hint of the desperation that once did for the whole genre. That’s how good he is. The ‘character’ is soon discarded, and Jones, in vivid orange floral shirt, continues to yomp through the wonderfully deranged gags. Many involve wordplay, of course, but they also play with ideas, the subtle twisting of meanings and intent ensuring these are rarely mere puns. As evidence, the beginning of his flipchart-based routine gets laughs without words at all. Another set piece involves a phoney slide show of his supposed round-the-world trip, which imposes a structure of sorts on all the airport and geography jokes Jones has in his sizeable repertoire. To add a touch of fluidity to the otherwise rigid gag-gag-gag pattern, Jones isn’t afraid to banter with the audience, either, using some of the standard ‘what’s your name/job?’ questions to springboard into gags. Yet he also sets up running jokes with ome punters to add an air of spontaneity to the night. The Brighton audience prove remarkably frisky, but he parries their spirited backchat with verve – which isn’t always the strong suit of master joke craftsmen like him. Precision-engineered one-liners and audience rapport is a rare, but deadly, combination. A small handful of the more easily memorised jokes will no doubt be cracked around watercoolers the morning after any Milton Jones gig; but there are far more wonderful gags here than you could ever hope to remember, so just relax and admire the dedicated workmanship that’s gone into them. |
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Review by Steve Bennett |
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Thursday 29th Nov, '12- Royal Albert Hall | |
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Thursday 19th Jul, '12- Ealing Comedy Festival | |
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Friday 22nd Jul, '11- | |
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Isabelle Adam Monday 15th Nov, '10- | |
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Show - Tour - Friday 28th Sep, '07- | |
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Show - Misc live shows - Sunday 28th Jan, '07- | |
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The man with MANY Gradfathers! Very funny guy, cannot wait to go see him again. shabby, May 2012 |
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Predictable one liners and really old corny jokes that a kid could make up! Don't understand all these people who like him! If you like proper comedy and not a performance by a 10 year old saying knock knock jokes, stay clear! Izzy, December 2011 |
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Fun without filth. Very clever. Laughed 'til we cried. J & L Shawe, September 2011 |
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Witnessed the surreal,puerile, absurd,infantile -call it what you like! humour of Milton Jones at Eden Court Theatre, Inverness. Delivered in a deadpan expression! reminiscent and worthy of any silent movie star, and I loved every minute of this silly pun laden gig. It's incredible how Milton has weaved all these puns together like some English equivalent of the Green Giant of corn or should I say puns! A retentive mind that entertained his audience with ludicrous anecdotes drawn in like - "moths to a flame" with his humour. The reaction of the audience said it all. Douglas Thomson, June 2011 |
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Am I missing something? I saw Milton Jones last night at Queens Hall Edinburgh and really couldn't get into the corny puns that pass as his humour. Mel Winters, March 2011 |
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I would rather be fisted by Joe Calzagie than sit through one more painful minute of clearly scripted puns. no orgininality, just cheap puns a five year old could have made. It sapped my will to live. Philip Schlee, January 2011 |
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My wife and I saw Milton Jones on Friday July 2 at the George IV Chiswick and we both loved him. It was funny line after funny line. We are now both big fans. He is the Prince of Puns. Go see him; you’ll not be disappointed. Graeme & Eva Parker, July 2010 |
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it's so predictable and dull and the radio shows are f'ing terrible. shit shit shit. so terrible it\'s painful, June 2010 |
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Where can I see Milton Jones next?
Recommended| 19:00 - Sunday 26th May, '13 | |
| Venue: | Stratford-upon-Avon Courtyard Theatre |
| Prices: | £19.50 |
| Comics: | Celia Pacquola, Lloyd Langford, Mark Olver, Milton Jones |
| Info: | Comedy Hullabaloo festival |
Recommended| 21:15 - Sunday 26th May, '13 | |
| Venue: | Stratford-upon-Avon Courtyard Theatre |
| Prices: | £19.50 |
| Comics: | Charlie Baker, Mark Watson, Milton Jones, Rob Rouse |
| Info: | Comedy Hullabaloo festival |
Recommended| 19:30~10:30 - Saturday 15th Jun, '13 | |
| Venue: | Aylesbury Waterside Theatre |
| Prices: | £26 plus booking fee |
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| Info: |
Benefit for Enrych, a charity which enables people with physical disabilities to live a full and active life.
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Recommended| 20:00 - Friday 5th Jul, '13 | |
| Venue: | The Bedford |
| Prices: | £10 to £16 |
| Info: | Part of the Balham Comedy Festival |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 19:30 - Friday 12th Jul, '13 | |
| Venue: | Brick Lane Comedy Festival |
| Prices: | £20 to £25 |
| Comics: | Aisling Bea, Milton Jones, Tony Law, Arthur Smith (MC) |
| 19:30~20:30 - Friday 2nd Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The High Road |
| 19:30~20:30 - Saturday 3rd Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
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| 19:30~20:30 - Sunday 4th Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
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| 19:30~20:30 - Wednesday 7th Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The High Road |
| 19:30~20:30 - Thursday 8th Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
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| 19:30~20:30 - Friday 9th Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The High Road |
| 19:30~20:30 - Saturday 10th Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The High Road |
| 19:30~20:30 - Sunday 11th Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The High Road |
| 19:30~20:30 - Monday 12th Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The High Road |
| 19:30~20:30 - Tuesday 13th Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The High Road |
| 19:30~20:30 - Wednesday 14th Aug, '13 | |
| Venue: | Assembly Hall |
| Prices: | £16.50 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The High Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Thursday 3rd Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Jersey Opera House |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Friday 4th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Jersey Opera House |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Wednesday 9th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Basingstoke Anvil |
| Prices: | £20 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Thursday 10th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Brighton Dome |
| Prices: | £20 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
| Friday 11th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Chatham Central Theatre |
| Prices: | Call for prices |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Saturday 12th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Salford Lowry |
| Prices: | £21 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Sunday 13th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | York Barbican Centre |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Wednesday 16th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Dorking Halls |
| Prices: | £21 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Thursday 17th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Ipswich Regent |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Friday 18th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Bristol Colston Hall |
| Prices: | £20 |
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| Venue: | Leicester De Montfort Hall |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Sunday 20th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Cheltenham Town Hall and Pillar Room |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Wednesday 23rd Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Crawley The Hawth |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Thursday 24th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Nottingham Royal Centre |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Friday 25th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Broadway Theatre Catford |
| Prices: | Call for prices |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Saturday 26th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Birmingham Symphony Hall |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Sunday 27th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Buxton Opera House |
| Prices: | £21 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Wednesday 30th Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Blackpool Grand |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Thursday 31st Oct, '13 | |
| Venue: | Crewe Lyceum Theatre |
| Prices: | £21 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Friday 1st Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Liverpool Echo Arena |
| Prices: | £20 |
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| Venue: | Leeds Grand Theatre & Opera House |
| Prices: | £20 |
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| Venue: | Swindon Wyvern Theatre |
| Prices: | £21 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Wednesday 6th Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Reading Hexagon |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Thursday 7th Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Southend Cliffs Pavilion |
| Prices: | £21 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Friday 8th Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Saturday 9th Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Thursday 14th Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Llandudno Venue Cymru |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Friday 15th Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Rhyl Pavilion Theatre |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Saturday 16th Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Chesterfield Winding Wheel |
| Prices: | £20 |
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| Venue: | Shrewsbury Theatre Severn |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 19:30 - Monday 18th Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Canterbury Marlowe Theatre |
| Prices: | £20 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Thursday 21st Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Telford Oakengates Theatre |
| Prices: | £21 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Thursday 21st Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Lincoln Engine Shed |
| Prices: | £20 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |
Recommended| 20:00 - Friday 22nd Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Scunthorpe Baths Hall |
| Prices: | £20 |
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Recommended| 20:00 - Saturday 23rd Nov, '13 | |
| Venue: | Croydon Fairfield Halls |
| Prices: | £20 |
| Show: | Milton Jones On The Road |

Milton Jones: Lion Whisperer
Book (2011):
Milton Jones: 10 Second Sermons
Book (2009):
Where Do Comedians Go When They Die?: Journeys Of A Stand-Up by Milton Jones
DVD (2009):
Milton Jones: Live Universe Tour - Part 1, Earth
Milton Jones: A Rough Guide
Edinburgh Fringe 2011
Milton Jones: Lion Whisperer [Edinburgh 2011]
Edinburgh Fringe 2013
Milton Jones On The High Road
Misc live shows
BBC Comedy Presents... September 2008
Malcolm Hardee Charity Cabaret 2007
Tour
Milton Jones On The Road
Milton Jones: Caught In A Rabbit's Headlights
Milton Jones: Lion Whisperer
Milton's Paradise Jones



