Lee Nelson
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Ealing Comedy Festival 2011: Wednesday

In a calendar packed with comedy festivals, Ealing’s has a relatively low profile. Yet its line-up is stellar, and it packs out a 1,000-seater marquee over five nights in a West London park - so it’s an event not to be ignored.
The festival reached its midway point in last night’s rain, with the ever-impressive Jarred Christmas compering. The Kiwi’s fast and emphatic delivery instantly establishes that he’s in charge, but he comes with such a cheeky, curious and endearingly playful attitude that means he’s never going to be serious authority figure. After all, he’s the sort of man-child who can say: ‘I was googling “ninja moves”...’ without any sense of self-consciousness, just part of another enthusiastically-told anecdote.
First of the acts is professional Northerner Paul Tonkinson, a favourite booking of this festival, with his wry commentary on married life and North vs South stereotypes. There are no great revelations, but it’s nicely observed and beautifully illustrated with a wide repertoire of subtly silly comedy voices. The man’s a one-man Simpsons cast as he brings to life the likes of his effete, sexually ambiguous ski instructor or a menacing South London laugh. At his best, he reduces a marital argument to meaningless sounds, prompting lots of chuckles of domestic recognition.
Fresh from Latitude come Ireland’s ‘seventh biggest hip-hop crew’ Abandoman, with their crowd-pleasing improvised raps; first the ‘What’s In Your Pocket’ routine, basing lyrics on items the audience hold up, then the made-up musical, composed around the circumstances of ‘Stoney’ – a London Underground escalator engineer plucked from the crowd. Rap purists might spot an overuse of filler line such as ‘that’s right/you know’ to make the rhymes fit, but the duo’s frontman Rob Broderick is quick-thinking and occasionally inspired in fusing ideas together.
Next up a ‘special guest who can’t be named’ – which used to mean comedy royalty, but these days can mean anyone who’s been on TV a bit and doesn’t want to hurt their forthcoming tour sales. Tonight it meant Lee Nelson, and I don’t think the demographic of the tent quite matched up with the demographic of the unbilled comedy chav’s BBC Three audience, given that mention of sidekick Omelette clearly didn’t receive the cheer he was expecting. In fact, there seemed some sluggishness in realising this excitable rude boy was a character. That, and the sheer size of this marquee, meant that some of his audience banter was robbed of its exciting piquancy, though Nelson’s creator Simon Brodkin is still as sharp as a tack.
There are some great jokes in his tales of casual sex and equally casual misogyny, although elsewhere, especially in his take on hosting the Olympics in East London, he treads on very cliched territory, not always with sharp enough writing to excuse it. And this is clearly a work in progress – as occasional glances at notes on a bar stool attest – so isn’t quite as fluent or concise at it could be. But Nelson’s still entertaining, with life in the old Burberry yet.
For our headliner, we leaping a few strata up the social scale, with the urbane Stephen K Amos. He hasn’t always been that way, however, and he gets much mileage out of his down-to-earth upbringing at the hands of his no-nonsense parents, and their catchphrase: ‘Shut up, bastard.’
The ‘back-in-my-day’ nostalgia, before iPods and mobiles, defines his attitude that the youth of today don’t know they are born. He even brings up a crew of teenagers to prove his point... and from the moment this segment starts, you know it’s going to be a countdown until the phrase ‘boy band’ is deployed. But however predictable the conclusion was, Amos’s forte is interacting with people (a facet his recent BBC Two show failed to exploit), and he created plenty of free-form fun along the way.
He ended the set with a couple of examples of racism directed his way, primarily from Australia, but he reacts not with fury, but with a charismatic roll of the eyes that anyone could be so dim. After all, Amos is nothing if not charming every moment he is on stage.
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Mark - 01/12/2012
Talentess hack who stole his act off Devvo, removed it of any substance and waterered it down to suit some cokehead TV execs hoping they could market him as the new Ali G. Don't know how this man can sleep at night.
Martin Besserman - 05/11/2010
I have put Lee Nelson on with Harry Hill several times at Monkey Business because I always knew that this excellent performer had star quality. I have been proved right. Simon Brodkin aka Lee Nelson is also a very nice guy
mathew hall - 16/10/2010
Went to see him live last night at the Bloomsbury Theatre London and the show on the BBC ain't got a stitch on the live show. He made it what it was front the moment the curtains went up no matter what these reviews say you must go see him roll on series 2 and so on and so on LMFAO all night long
Wayne - 25/09/2010
What a bunch of idiots! Lee nelson is sharp, quick witted and produces some very funny comedy! I thought his live show was hilarious and his tv show, whilst not overly original was excellent!
Phil Lewis - 05/09/2010
Is Lee Nelson having a laugh,cos I'm not. He's total crap. How does he get away with it? I wouldn't go to see him if the tickets were free.
Jamie Green - 22/08/2010
Saw him compare the best of the fest show at the Edinburgh fringe last night. He was by far the best thing about the show – brilliant audience interaction. Will be going to see him on his own at the earliest opportunity.
david williams - 15/07/2010
This show is amazing, its' just not as good as porn
Emily Pembridge - 03/07/2010
Actually in shock it got on telly
Ant - 02/07/2010
To me this pretty much an Ali G done badly! Please get lost!
Chris - 27/06/2010
The TV show was so terrible that I literally canceled my TV licence during the first show. Sorry BBC but it's been too long since you've produced anything worth watching, and paying this cretin our money was the final straw.
kelly lee syvertsen - 19/06/2010
Why is this shit on TV?
Paul - 15/06/2010
Comedy about chavs? Brilliant! What next... impressions of David Beckham?
Don Biswas - 10/01/2010
The best comic on the circuit at the moment. Can play to any audience, great gags and great audience interaction. Ripped it at the store last night.
Fred - 09/10/2009
Saw Lee last night at Monkey Business. One of the best live stand ups I've ever seen.
Denzel Dee - 14/01/2009
Round TAble - Couldn't muster a joke without slagging off someone in the audience (German & US). Ruined the night.
Gordon Cowley Jackson - 12/01/2009
Great. Really enjoyable, funny and on the mark. Some ad-lib stuff faltered but he was worth the price of admission alone.
Michael Monkhouse - 13/11/2008
Very funny indeed.
Dawn Collett - 31/08/2008
Just been to the Edinburgh Festival 08 and seen Lee we laughed all the way through the show Well done!
maunse - 24/03/2008
My throat was hurting I laughed so much.
Paddy - 22/03/2008
Simply the least funny act I have ever EVER seen.
Jamie - 20/03/2008
Saw Simon tonight (19 Mar 08) when he MCed the 99 Cub Islington as "Lee". He appeared not to have any material ready for what little interest he managed to stir from his (quiet) audience. The whole night was a bit flat, largely due to the lack of MC-generated energy. Having said that, there were moments of talent. But no moments of genius. Your reviews and achievements suggest you're better than your efforts tonight, Simon. But you need to work 100 times harder as MC, and get the audience on-side.
Annette - 04/03/2008
I think he's fantastic... I'm going to go again with my flatmates. Saw him MCing a night and best thing on it... and they were all great!
Sophie - 29/11/2007
This guy has to be one of the worst comedians I've ever seen. Completely unfunny routine with no originality at all. There's more to comedy than poking fun at the audience.
Rose - 24/02/2006
I saw him at the Edinburgh Festival 2005 and sat in the front row. Never stopped laughing and squirming. He's best at winding up the audience.
John - 15/02/2006
Unfunny, and let's face it - far too old to be playing a teenage chav
Henry Ellis - 10/02/2006
Genius. I've seen the chav act done many times before, but Lee Nelson is the best of the lot.
Jessica - 04/02/2006
Wasn't sure to start with, but by the end, had really warmed to this cheeky chav. Maybe not to everyone's taste, but I would definitely see him again
Adam - 18/11/2005
This comic is quaility. A very funny man.
Darrell - 11/11/2005
I've seen this sort of thing many times before and find the "chav" thing a little offensive.
Rob - 28/10/2005
A lame, tired character and badly delivered material. Save yourself the trouble and find a comedian with a bit of wit instead.
Danny James - 27/10/2005
I think he's fucking superb.
Doj - 15/10/2005
I ound him as funny as opening a bar of chocolate and finding your tax demand for the previous fiscal year. Rogue is not vogue for me
Maggie Pimm - 14/10/2005
He's a fully rounded creation and yes to compare him with Al Murray as The Pub Landlord is fair enough but David Brent and Alan Partridge should also be in the list
Alex Smith - 13/10/2005
A brilliant comic and a delight to watch.
E. Bernard - 13/10/2005
Is this review for real? This act is crap. There's nothing funny about saying you little legend over and over again. A half trick pony at best.