Dreadful.

Simon Moore, May 2004

I quite like his jolly songs.

Joan Culloty, April 2004

Every joke nicked, unfunny, unskilled and boring. A truly awful act with dreadful songs. Comparing him to Manning is an insult. Even if you don't like him, Manning has talent. This guy is Manning's nemesis. Please give up and go back to being a smart arse in a pub just for your mates.

[Anon], December 2003

I was totally gobsmacked at how indescribably awful this guy was. When he came on in a St.George flag shirt and started telling a string of dodgy old pub jokes with no shame, I originally thought he was a satirical character act playing some sad Pub Landlord type caricature. Sadly, he's totally for real. It's made all the sadder by his misplaced self-belief that telling old jokes is OK as long as you're "funny" like him. He couldn't be more wrong on both counts. Probably the worst London act on the open-spot circuit.

Rich, December 2003

Yes, I can confirm he ain't worth two bob.

Niknaknee, December 2003