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Hal Cruttenden

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July 2008


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Biography

Hal Cruttenden originally trained as an actor at the Central School of Speech and Drama, and has appeared in the likes of Eastenders and Kavanagh QC.

But as a stand-up, his main break came in 2002, when he was nominated for the Perrier best newcomer award for his solo show Hal. He returned in 2003 with a follow-up To Hal and Back, and in 2005 as part of The Monkey Butlers sketch group.

He is now a regular at most the big club on the circuit, and has performed around the world, including appearances at Montreal’s Just for Laughs comedy festival in 2004 and at the Kilkenny Cat Laughs comedy festival in 2005.

He is also a writer, with credits including BBC One’s Omid Djalili Show.

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Laugh Inn, Chester, Opening Night
Live Review

Laugh Inn, Chester, Opening Night
From the outside, it could be Peter Kay’s Phoenix Club, a single neon sign hung on a nondescript building in a semi-industrial part of a Northern town the only indication this is a venue for light entertainment, not light engineering.

Indeed, Chester’s Laugh Inn used to be a working men’s club – but is now Britain’s newest dedicated comedy venue. There have been surprisingly few in recent years, despite the supposed boom in stand-up. Aside from a few refits following the collapse of Jongleurs’ former owners, growth has been in high-end theatre shows and low-end pub gigs. The sort of mid-market activity that gave us the Comedy Stores, Stands, Frog and Buckets, Glees and, indeed, original Jongleurs of the last comedy surge has been notably absent in this one.

The Laugh Inn almost didn’t make it in time for opening night. A planned launch party earlier the week was cancelled as builders worked round-the-clock to get it finished. Even now, tarpaulin obscures the yet-to-be finished balcony.

But what is done looks good. The studio room would be a half-decent venue in its own right; a small stand-up stage in the corner of a sizeable bar. But the main room seats hundreds, even without the balcony – the exact number depending on whether the chairs are cabaret-style around tables, or, as tonight, mostly in rows.

The man behind all this has plans for more Laugh Inns. As a former Comedy Store manager, John Locke has seen first-hand how a good comedy room works, and his experience also includes classy Manchester bar The Northern and much-loved music venue Band On The Wall. This club has a few teething problems tonight – the sound, especially starts dreadful and upgrades only to acceptable as the show goes on – but it has a lot of promise. The question will be whether a town of 77,000 and its environs can sustain such a large space – if it can, the prognosis is good for similar-sized communities across the county.

One of those 77,000 residents is tonight’s compere, Danny McLoughlin, pictured, who admits playing to so many people he personally knows is a slightly odd concept. Amid the home-town banter, he’s got charming and funny material about growing up poor and the very British disappointment of the low-rent Gulliver’s World theme park.

If McLoughlin was the voice of the town, opening act Hal Cruttenden was the fey Southerner, living up to every middle-class stereotype – and teasing the Northerners for theirs. ‘Some of you fucking hate me,’ he said after his tongue-in-cheek ribbing – though it’s unlikely they did; his tales of unmanly ailments, camp attitude and relationship with a forceful Ulsterwoman with terrifying accent proved a fine opening to the venue. Curious side note, though: not one of the audience acknowledged being a gay man when Cruttenden asked.

Manchester-based Dan Nightingale filled the second section, with a frisky and playful set, taking good-natured pops at the iron-pumping muscleheads at his gym and summing up Britain’s attitude to drink with devastating accuracy. And, of course, there’s nothing audiences like more than being told what feckless drunks they are – it reinforces an odd sense of identity.

The bill was completed by a fourth likeable lad, Justin Moorhouse, doing his first gig in three and a half months. ‘This place is nice,’ he said. ‘They’ve Hollyoakes it up.’ As a jovial, chubby Northern comic, Moorhouse could probably have played the venue in its old incarnation. But that’s another stereotype; his teasing, often daft, material might not be particularly challenging, but it undoubtedly works, and is enlivened by flourishes of skilful language, such as describing his teenage offspring as ‘a yawn in a hood’. The crowd are duly pleased.

A strong opening weekend, then, for this welcome venture, with the sort of reliably amusing comics it should be able to attract week after week. No showboating launch with TV-grade stars being tapped for favours, creating unrealistic expectations; but a representative night that will hopefully draw the punters back week after week. Locke’s bank manager is presumably hoping it will.

Date of live review: Sunday 6th Feb, '11
Review by Steve Bennett
What's So Funny? End of conference stand-up show
What's So Funny? End of conference stand-up show

Wednesday 19th Jan, '11- British Library
Britcom 2008
Britcom 2008

Show - Montreal 2008 - Wednesday 16th Jul, '08-
Hal Cruttenden : Original Review
Hal Cruttenden : Original Review

Monday 3rd Mar, '08-
Hal Cruttenden : Climb Every Molehill
Hal Cruttenden : Climb Every Molehill

Show - Edinburgh Fringe 2008 -
Hal Perrier best newcomer nominee
Hal Perrier best newcomer nominee

Show - Edinburgh Fringe 2002 -
Monkey Butlers
Monkey Butlers

Show - Edinburgh Fringe 2005 -
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I have seen Hal a few times, and he has always been consistantly good, and has had the crowd roaring.

Stanley Moon, April 2005


I've seen him many times now in Cardiff and he is top notch. I don't like posh people and their la-de-da pals either, but Hal Cruttenden is a very clever, funny and talented performer who appears to give his all every time I've seen him. He can write and perform as good as anyone out there. In short, an excellent comic.

Matt Price, April 2005


This bloke is total shit. He may be funny in London with all his la-de-da pals watching, but put him in a club anywhere outside and he's rubbish

George Spigott, March 2005


Hal is brilliant. To say it's formulaic does less than no justice to just how cleverly constructed his jokes are. He employs both the set piece gags and the observational in a way that is nothing short of sumptuous. The 'formula' for comedy is making people laugh. Hal does it superbly

Andy, March 2005


OK so may not be the most cutting edge of comedians, but sometimes I don't want to have to think, sometimes I just want to laugh - and laugh I did. Until I ached. He was fantastic.

Louisa West, January 2005


His skill as a performer and the superb quality of his material make him a must-see comic. One of the top five performances I have witnesed in the last three years.

Bentley, August 2004


What an incredible genius of a comedian is Hal Cruttenden, whom I have had the pleasure of watching from his first gig. His witty and sharply accurate take on politics, life and the stress and strain of being a middle-class, Straight (allbeit a little girlie in voice) white father really hits the mark. I know that he will go on to great things. Best of luck, cap'n

[Anon], July 2004


Very funny guy. Sharp political comments and even impressions. He is also very happy to mock himself which I always appreciate. Best act of the night by many many miles.

Olie, May 2004


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20:00 - Friday 10th Feb, '12
Venue: 99 Club Leicester Square View
Prices: £15
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Matthew Osborn, Nick Doody, Gareth Berliner (MC)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Saturday 11th Feb, '12
Venue: 99 Club Leicester Square
Prices: £20
Comics: Bob Mills, Hal Cruttenden, Inder Manocha
Info: Plus: MC Jim Woroniecki
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Wednesday 15th Feb, '12
Venue: 99 Club Leicester Square
Prices: £12
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, James Acaster, Josh Widdicombe, Toby Hadoke (MC)
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Thursday 16th Feb, '12
Venue: 99 Club Leicester Square
Prices: £12
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Josh Howie, Matt Green, Brett Goldstein (MC)
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Friday 17th Feb, '12
Venue: Crack Comedy Club
Prices: Adult - £10.00, Student - £6.00
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Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Saturday 18th Feb, '12
Venue: Comedy Tree Putney
Prices: £12 (£6 concs)
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Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Saturday 18th Feb, '12
Venue: Comedy Carnival Clapham Grand
Prices: £14
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45~22:00 - Saturday 18th Feb, '12
Venue: Big Night Out Leicester Square
Prices: From £9.99 in advance
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Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Wednesday 22nd Feb, '12
Venue: Manchester Comedy Store
Prices: £8 (£4 concs)
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Ian Moore, Paul Thorne (MC)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Thursday 23rd Feb, '12
Venue: Manchester Comedy Store
Prices: £10 (£5 concs)
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Ian Moore, Paul Thorne (MC)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Friday 24th Feb, '12
Venue: Manchester Comedy Store
Prices: £18 (£9 concs)
Comics: Andrew Lawrence, Hal Cruttenden, Ian Moore, Nathan Caton, Paul Thorne (MC)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:00 - Saturday 25th Feb, '12
Venue: Manchester Comedy Store
Prices: £20 (£10 concs)
Comics: Andrew Lawrence, Hal Cruttenden, Ian Moore, Nathan Caton, Paul Thorne (MC)
Info: Two shows: 7pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Monday 27th Feb, '12
Venue: The Miller
Prices: £5 (£3 concs)
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Julie Jepson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Tuesday 28th Feb, '12
Venue: Comedy Store
Prices: £14 (£9 concs)
Comics: Alistair Barrie, Andy Parsons, Hal Cruttenden, Mick Ferry, Mitch Benn, Roger Monkhouse
Info: The Cutting Edge: Topical comedy games
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Wednesday 29th Feb, '12
Venue: 99 Club Leicester Square
Prices: £12
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Joe Bor, Sol Bernstein, Toby Hadoke (MC)
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45~22:00 - Saturday 3rd Mar, '12
Venue: Big Night Out Covent Garden
Prices: From £9 in advance
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Plus: Jeremy O’Donnell
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45~22:00 - Friday 9th Mar, '12
Venue: Big Night Out Leicester Square
Prices: From £9.99 in advance
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Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45~22:00 - Saturday 10th Mar, '12
Venue: Big Night Out Leicester Square
Prices: From £9.99 in advance
Comics:
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Plus: Jeremy O’Donnell
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:00 - Saturday 10th Mar, '12
Venue: Comedy Carnival Clapham Grand
Prices: £14
Comics:
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Monday 12th Mar, '12
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Prices: £8
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Micky Flanagan
Info: Work in Progress
Tuesday 13th Mar, '12
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Prices: £8
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Micky Flanagan
Info: Work in Progress
20:00 - Thursday 15th Mar, '12
Venue: Braintree Arts Theatre
Prices: £10
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Nathan Caton, Joe Rowntree (MC)
Info: Plus: Tom Webb
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45~22:00 - Saturday 17th Mar, '12
Venue: Big Night Out Covent Garden
Prices: From £9 in advance
Comics:
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Plus: Jeremy O’Donnell
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
20:30 - Thursday 22nd Mar, '12
Venue: Crack Comedy Islington
Prices: Adult - £7.00, Student - £4.00
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19:45~22:00 - Saturday 24th Mar, '12
Venue: Big Night Out Leicester Square
Prices: From £9.99 in advance
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Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45~22:00 - Saturday 24th Mar, '12
Venue: Big Night Out Covent Garden
Prices: From £9 in advance
Comics:
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Plus: Jeremy O’Donnell
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45~22:00 - Saturday 31st Mar, '12
Venue: Big Night Out Leicester Square
Prices: From £9.99 in advance
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Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
19:45~22:00 - Saturday 31st Mar, '12
Venue: Big Night Out Covent Garden
Prices: From £9 in advance
Comics:
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Plus: Jeremy O’Donnell
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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21:30 - Saturday 21st Apr, '12
Venue: Salford Kings Arms
Prices: £5
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Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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