Without doubt the worst "comic" I've ever seen. Embarrassingly bad. Makes Bernard Manning look fresh and enlightened.
Jo Allen, April 2008
So obvious and outdated
Sammy O'Neil, August 2006
Very confident but not especially funny or witty. Just plain rude to men in the audience.
Rosie Pocklington, May 2006
Vibrators, thrush, men vs women drivers. It's hack and in no way funny.
Noel Hurley, December 2005
Saw Helen last night in Durham and thought she was very good, extremly clever songs that she sings brilliantly. Would definitely see her again.
Gary Walker, April 2005
I recently saw Helen Austin on the Dutch Comedy Factory and I have to say see's absolute incredibly funny. Especially with her parody of Sade's Smooth Operator. Hilarious.
Tim Eshuis, September 2004
Saw Helen Austin on Dutch telly singing a song about a vibrator. She was sublime.
Debora Sluijs, September 2004
Saw Helen in Leicester, and though that she was absolutely wonderful, i had tears rolling down my face with the songs which she sang. I cannot wait to see some more of her material.
