Doug Stanhope
Stanhope says he was living off fraud telemarketing and the kindness of strippers in Las Vegas, when he first ventured onto the stage of an open mic comedy night at a seedy bar called the Escape Lounge II.
When all the strippers left for band guys, Doug traipsed down to Phoenix on the tail of a woman and landed a gig as a house MC at the Comedy Cove, a club as doomed to failure as the relationship. The girl left him nine months later for the lighting guy from Cheap Trick . The club shut down around the same time, but not before Doug had enough contacts to start a life on the road.
In December of 1992, Doug packed his few belongings in a 1981 Dodge Omni and spent the next three years living on the road like a pig, getting drunk, chasing women and spewing "dick jokes" across America like a crop duster until his break at the 1995 San Francisco comedy festival enabled him to move to Los Angeles.
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For a self-confessed deadbeat, Doug Stanhope is remarkably prolific. He’s just released a new DVD, Before Turning The Gun On Himself, just ten months after the last one.
It’s clear he feels the pressure to keep that impressive turnover going, particularly in Britain where comedy gets proper critical scrutiny. That compels him to graft, however reluctantly, to validate his reputation as an outspoken comic of substance.
So even though this first proper UK tour is a big one – he calls it the ‘unreasonable expectations’ tour as he’s been booked into venues an order of magnitude too big for his pulling power – there’s sometimes the feeling he’s still crafting routines on the hoof, as he has the laudable aim not to repeat previously released material.
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That’s in keeping with his loose style, and his admission that he hates the Edinburgh-style tyranny of shows with a theme, persuasively arguing that stand-up should have the freedom to react to topical events, either global or personal, not be anchored to a through line.
On which note, there’s one big thing in Stanhope’s life this week. Comedy fans with a Twitter account would have found it difficult to avoid his online row with Telegraph columnist Allison Pearson over her opposition to assisted suicides. During their – well, let’s call it a debate, though that’s stretching the definition to breaking point – he tweeted: ‘Arguing this issue in 140 characters is a fist fight in a tanning bed. But I have plenty of time on stage.’
So no surprises that his idle question ‘so, what shall we talk about?’ early in the gigs receives a chorus of ‘Allison!’ in response, allowing to unfurl the offending article he keeps about his person at all times. But those expecting a corrosive, coruscating comeback, might be a little disappointed, as this section largely involves reading out her words in a pissy, sarcastic voice and going ‘nyeh, nyeh, nyeh’ by way of commentary.
Still, he has a couple of nicely sardonic lines, especially at the notion Pearson could possibly have him ‘fired from comedy’, and the routine does culminate in him imagining a grossly violent death on the writer, with an proportionately brutal punchline. It also opens the door for Stanhope to talk frankly about the way his ailing mother killed herself, a topic he’s touched on before, producing a rich yield of dark gallows humour.
Such willingness to confront uncomfortable facts of life head-on is what makes the surly Stanhope so interesting as a comedian; and here his iconoclasm again makes piñatas out of a few cows his liberal audience might hold sacred. The Occupy movement are derided for their ineffectual protests, fighting the global capitalist machine with drum circles; he sings the praises of living in America, no matter what the view of the Great Satan from the outside; while his hatred of ostentatious ‘fagginess’ as opposed to homosexuality is his version of Chris Rock’s career-defining ‘Niggers vs black people’ riff.
‘This is the truth, and you don’t want to hear it from me,’ he says at one point, acknowledging the fact that as drunken, twisted and depraved wreck – who watches joyless porn starring former wrestler Chyna for gratification as well as material – he should be the last person we heed as a the voice of reason. Yet here we are…
By the end of the show his more off-the-cuff ramblings have solidified into pointed, embittered rants barbed with passionate punchlines that really deserve bigger audiences than the quarter-full auditoriums he’s been getting (tonight’s gig at the 1,700-seater Lowry being the exception).
For his encore, Stanhope was joined by his endearingly droll support act, Henry Phillips, who strummed his guitar as Stanhope broke his golden ‘new material’ rule to reprise some old material from 2000 album, Something To Take The Edge Of.
His tale of how he once managed to have sex with the stunningly beautiful Bobbie Barnett is actually rather enchanting – and unequivocally enhanced by the musical undercurrent – and proves that behind the raging, twisted, hard-bitten drunken idiot of a road comedian beats the heart of a poet. Albeit a poet with a fondness for the word ‘cunt’.
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Namgar - 01/01/2020
Just a note from America: Doug Stanhope is the funniest and most intelligent person on the planet. Period. Hicks, Bruce, Carlin, and Kinison are all great, but Doug is totally original. And he very rarely has to make things up. See him at all costs.
Douglas Thomson - 17/04/2012
Doug Stanhope at Eden Court Theatre Inverness 31st March,was a complete shock! not the content of the gig,but shock at the lack of material with any substance, cerebral or otherwise. Just a loud mouthy inebriated American who thinks he is some sort of intellectual/philosopher, come "know-all" he pandered to the lowest intellect in the audience, who whooped! and hollered! at nothing remotely interesting only encouraging him all the more. A case of the "doltish leading the doltish" no signs of a sagacious personality. They say "empty vessels make the most noise" he was living proof that night. Not comedy! a rant! People leaving in groups before the end, not ones and twos. Testament to how dire he really was.
Luke - 18/08/2011
Saw Doug last night, a Wednesday show, outstanding. The theater was only 30 per cent full, and he seemed pretty upset about it, and too many dudes! Even though, he was on for an hour and forty with little lag. Most of the material was topical, from the recent riots, to Amy Winehouse, to whatever he had seen that day you felt like you were going through the process of comedy, most bits were fresh and aggressively funny. You could feel him becoming more acerbic as the double and quadruple shots made their way to the stage, on top of the vodka and redbulls and beers...this man performs better wasted. Will be checking out a weekend show, I doubt that I'll hear a repeat bit.
Stephen - 08/08/2011
He was great on Friday night at the Leicester Square Theatre (although I had seen some of that show at Hammersmith in the Spring). I hope the 5Live controversy doesn't adversely affect his run as he actually seemed to be enjoying himself this time.
ken campbell - 06/09/2010
Went and saw him on Saturday. Brilliant show but was very disappointed he was only on stage for 55 minutes. Didn't seem al lot for the £25 price tag
Jo Phelan - 28/08/2008
Definitely not one for the casual comedy-goer. We saw him at the Pimms Summerfest, where some of the more sensitive of the audience left (presumably in disgust at his more extreme material). His set was truly filthy/disgraceful in places, but with elements of gut-wrenchingly funny, insightful comedy.
karen walsh - 19/01/2007
I saw Doug a the Kilkenny Cat Laughs too...but I was there exclusively to see him and I have to say it was without doubt the funniest show I've ever seen, a lot of people were clearly shocked because the more beers he had the more obscene he became, but I thought it was hilarious, the man's a genius. Keep it up Doug.
American fan - 13/11/2006
He is wonderful as a has been.
danny - 30/10/2006
This is how a stand-up comic should be. Bill Hicks once said 'I want my rock stars dead' - well I want my stand-up comedians stinking pissed and heavily irate by the time they get on-stage (carrying three bottles of lager and a full shotglass). Not for the faint hearted but definitely for the open minded, Doug Stanhope controlled the room with various well placed rants . I've not seen much stand up comedy but I know I've seen one of the most important comics ever. See this guy, you won\'t be disappointed. amen.
Vicki Fell - 17/09/2006
just saw Doug Stanhope on Howard Stern. Having never heard of Doug before, or his q-ball girlfriend, I was truely impressed. I like Doug's approach to his audience and respect his "open window" of a life as the source of his comedy. He's the guy the married men cant hang around but want to (if their wives would let them!). I will be looking for more of Doug Stanhope while I'm sitting at this corperation pretending to work; wondering why I didnt take his roaddd in Blackpool when I was 7 years old, and now, many years later, he is still one of my favourite comedians. I even have an autograph! Fun for the whole family, each person will get a different part of the same joke.Fantastic
Katie Bonna - 18/08/2006
Just returned from seeing Stanhope in Edinburgh and loved his show. He appeals to the dark side of our personalities, the evil monkey on our shoulder, he celebrates it and I implore him to continue doing so! It's so fantastic to see an act, who makes you leave the building thinking about things in a different way.
JoJo The Monkey Boy - 22/07/2006
Doug Stanhope is the funniest comedian I've ever heard. Thru all the dark, demented and crazy shit he has to say, I have to say I can't argue with him on any points. Everyone has opinions and mine is that Stanhope is the funniest mofo in comedy.
Sean - 09/06/2006
I grew up with Doug and I'm getting a kick out of all these replies.. Doug is a genius and it warms my heart to see someone I went to grammer and Jr. High school with make it so far. His comedy is some of the funniest shiat I have ever heard - his "reason for having an abortion" caused me to spew beer all over the keyboard it was that unexpected. Freakin histerical. And some of the shit I remember from him in shool - let me just tell you he was probably the funniest kid in school and he's probably the funniest standup comic in circulation today. Period.
LaughingCat - 07/06/2006
Doug was booed off after 10 minutes at Kilkenny Cat Laughs. The crowd were there for Dara O'Briain and were having none of Doug's child abuse rant. It was very uncomfortable to see a comic of his stature and reputation fighting a losing battle against a crowd who were only prepared for O'Briain's light hearted performance.
Bryan Whyte - 05/05/2006
The Great White Stanhope is the best stand up of this generation in the words of Bill Hicks "Case fucking closed"
Rich - 21/03/2006
Doug Stanhope isn't really like Hicks or Lenny Bruce, and in my opinion he isn't trying to be either, he's not the same social commentator as those two were, but often he strays into that territory. He's a different type of comedian completely. Listening to his stuff made me think of what Hunter S Thompson might be saying if he'd been a stand up. His tales of deviance are extremely entertaining and the guy really knows how to get a laugh out of the most disgusting things. Start off with Die Laughing, that's really a mid point between his older stuff and his newer more political stuff. It's all good though. One very funny guy.
fLuKe - 17/12/2005
I've worked with a lot of great comics in the 15 years that I've been doing stand-up in North America... Doug is hands-down one of the best of this generation. End of discussion.
- 20/08/2005
Doug's DVD Deadbeat Hero is the best stand up show I've ever seen.
Dubinator - 03/08/2005
Stanhope is the funniest man alive. The Hicks comparisons are spot-on, but Stanhope also employs a cynacism only rivaled by David Cross.
StandUpSucker - 08/04/2005
Plain and simple: Doug is a smart, sharp guy who sees the funny in some really dark angles. But does this mean he's a great comedian? He could've been, he really could've been. Maybe six years or so ago, he was really at the cusp when it could have gone either way. Instead of becoming a great comedian in the Hicks vein, Doug instead decided that getting drunk, buying up Costa Rican whore vacation weekends and hanging out with his various local okie-fans and old failed-comic friends was better. Mild attempts at obviously bored success (the Man Show, When Hidden Cameras Attack, etc.) only exacerbate itsobviousness. Now what's he doing? "Girls Gone Wild" and he's back on the road, bitching about how lousy being on the road is and lamenting at better comedians like Mitch Hedberg dying around him. At least Bill Hicks, if we're going to compare, made it to Letterman, never let up, inspired everybody and was never 'off,' was always on even if the audience failed him. Doug is a good laugh -he's not brilliant. He only inspires those who sycophantically try to butter up to him and don't aspire to anyone better. He's not scathing anymore than the guy who can tell a dirty joke while stewed at your dad's second marriage reception is scathing. Stanhope ultimately is like Belushi without the sense of comic restraint or balance. There's no Blues Brothers to his Animal House side, just a drunken sad guy going into his forties knowing this is really the best there's going to be for him.
Beer - 12/12/2004
There is no comparison between Hicks andStanhope, at least not in stature. Hicks was a natural, a true genius, Stanhope is a pretender to the throne. Hicks would have seen through the fraud of 9/11. Stanhope is not in Hicks' league, and never could be.
Sladey - 26/09/2003
Do yourself a favour and buy the DVD Word of Mouth from his website. It was recorded in 2002 and shows Doug treading the whole gamut, from politics, through 9/11 to tranvestite hookers and rubber "fuckmyface" toys. You need nothing else from your comedy but this.
Jake - 26/06/2003
Doug Stanhope needs to come back to Britain fast. He is the real deal.If you have to see one comedian this year, let it be Doug Stanhope.He bares his soul on stage and has no weak material. He rocks.
Martin Bethel - 24/06/2003
Buy his CD Die Laughing. It's the best thing I've heard since the late, lamented Hicks' Philosophy. Just like people compared Hicks to Bruce, they now compare Stanhope to Hicks. All I'll say is they all share a savage wit and same (supposedly) taboo subject material - but each is great in their own right.
Brendon Burns - 02/04/2003
Go to his website and get his albums now! Particularly, Something to Take the Edge Off'tis a thing of beauty. I spat juice out my nose on a plane, I shit my pants and rooted my mum. That's right, Stanhope is so funny; you will fuck your mum.
Iszi - 10/03/2003
Don't constantly compere the poor guy to hicks, he's different. More like Lenny Bruce... Very good though, cutting, thought-provoking and funny.
Jack Ketch - 09/03/2003
Wow...Bill Hicks is alive and extremely well living in the guise of Doug Stanhope. There's hope for the world yet. Saw Doug for the first time on British TV last night and it was like being in the company of my old mate Bill, but maybe even more exteme
Lynchola - 11/03/2002
Stanhope is definitely in the late lamented Bill Hicks mould. His all too short spot on BBC2 last weekend was terrific. At last, a comedian who dares to stand up and tell it like it is. Warts and bleedin all