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In the 2007 Scottish Comedian Of The Year competition

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MY AGENT WANTS TO KNOW WHO THIS ANON SLANDERER IS AS THE WHOLE ARTICLE IS FILLED WITH MISINFORMATION AND UNTRUTHS WHICH ANYONE NOT KNOWING COULD TAKE AS FACT WHEN INFACT THATS FURTHEST FROM THE TRUTH AND COULD CAUSE FINANCIAL LOSS AND MORE IMPORTANTLY CREDABILITY LOSS NOT BECAUSE THE REVIEW WAS NEG BUT BECAUSE IT WAS SO INFACTUAL ON ACTUAL SET{2 YRS OF TAPES AND VIDEOS PROVE THAT}DOING A HATCHET JOBS ONE THING BUT NOT EVEN GETTING FACTS RIGHT IN HATCHET JOB IS RECKLESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE FOR A SITE THEIR TO HELP?? COMEDIANS NOT UNREG PEOPLE AND BECAUSE ASKED WHY NOT ON LIST A TO Z AS AFTER SOME SUCCESS AND 500+GIGS THEIR WERE COMEDIANS ON IT WITH LESS SUCCESS AND GIGS YOU DO A HATCHET JOB MAKING SURE THE POINT OF THE HACKNEY COMPS FINALLY PUT ON MY NAME BUT ONLY NEXT TO HATCHET JOB REVIEW EVEN THE SNYDE E MAIL OVER MY MANOR AND TONE TO YOU IS SOMETHING I NEED TO ADDRESS SAME AS DIG IN REVIEW BUT THEN IM THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS MEANT TO KNOW THIS BUT THE PROOFS IN THE E MAILS YOU SENT ME DOESNT TAKE SHERLOCK HOLMES TO SEE WHATS GOING DOWN {E MAILS CAN BE EVIDENCE IN CIVAL PROCEEDINGS SO IN SUMMARY CAIN MY SET THATS YOUR OPINION BUT ANYONE WHO KNOWS MY SET KNOWS THEIRS CLEARLY INCONSISTINCES IN SO CALLED REVIEW AND AS TO MOTIVE WELL YOU AND I KNOW WHY THAT IS AND I CAN PROVE IT MORAL OF STORY GO AND SEE THE COMEDIAN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEN YOU COVER YOURSELF AND I NEVER WILL BE SO FAR UP PEOPLES ARSES SO I NEED TO BE SURGICALLY REMOVED AND GIGS I GET ARE ON MERIT NOT BECAUSE I SOOK UP PEOPLES ARSES AND NEVER WILL Del Strain 28.05.05

Del Strain, May 2005

WHAT NO WITTY COMEBACK MR CHORTLE MM IS THAT BECAUSE I HIT HOME WITH A FEW HOME TRUTHS?? AND MY ACCENT IS MINE AND I WONT BE ADDRESSING IT HOW DARE YOU BE SO RACIST AND IM POLITE AND A GENTLEMEN TO THE COMEDIANS AND BOOKERS WHO ACTUALLY KNOW ME BUT NOT TO SNOBBY PRETENCIOUS MIDDLE CLASS TWATS WHO ASSUME A HELL OF ALOT AND WHO ENCOURAGE SLOPPY JOURNOULISM I TAKE IT THATS WHAT SNYDE REMARK WAS HINTING AT YOU DONT KNOW ME AND ASSUME ALOT Del Strain 27.05.05

Del Strain, May 2005

now ive got abit of time ,sloppy sloppy workHERES SOME FACTS 1/BEGBIE DOES STAND UP ALREADY USED IN REVIEW AND HE WAS FICTIONAL TEUCTER FROM EDINBURGH NOT GLAS VEGAS 2/AT NO TIME DO I IMPLY IM A SHOPLIFTER ITS THE AUDIENCE MEMBER I IMPLY IS {I DO IMPLY IM A BANK ROBBER JOKINGLY}3/THE TWITCH IS SOMETHING IVE BEEN TRYING ONLY THE LAST 8/10 GIGS NOT THE OTHER 540+ GIGS IVE DONE AND JOKE IS ABOUT ROAD RAGE WHICH IS FUCK ALL TO DO WITH CHARACTEUR 4/BECAUSE I DONT SPEND 5 MIN ASKING A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS TO THE AUDIENCE AND DARE TO ATTEMPT TO TELL GAGS FOR 10 MINS IM NOT NATURAL AND AM THINKING OF THE NEXT PREPARED GAG BOLLOCKS I CHANGE SET ON HOW I FEEL 5/AND IF BEING SCOTTISH ISNT A ISSUE WHY MENTION IT ? FOR THE SAME REASON YOU COULDNT SAY ANYTHING POSITIVE WITHOUT BEING SNYDE DID I MAKE AUDIENCE LAUGH ? REVIEW NEY SIR PAYBACK FOR DARING TO ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A SNOB AND DARING TO ASK WHY AFTER TIME AND GIGS LESSER COMS WERE ON ATOZ AND I WASNT OVER A YEAR OF BEING UNREGISTERED TWICE AND SNYDE E MAILS ITS PAYBACK like i give a fuck what a hatchet job i still think you have a problem with strong working class characteurs BULLIED AT SCHOOL?WHEN FIRST ASKING WHY I WAS UNDER IMPRESSION IT MATTERED {A TO Z} A YR LATER I NOW KNOW LIKE YOUR SNYDE REVIEW IT DOESNT MATTER SO YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF I SOOK UP NO ONES ARSE ESPECIALLY YOURS MR CHORTLE POWER TRIP LIKE I SAY SLOPPY SLOPPY THE IMPRESSION OF BEING A NUTTER IS FROM START TO FINISH EVEN WHEN I MC I EVEN TALK TO AUDIENCE! AND I DID SHAKESPEARE AT THE YOUNG VIC {FACT} MOST OF THIS YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU HAD SEEN ME BYE WAY 1 LINERS PUN, JOKES IN FACT HARD TO SNORT 1 NEVER MIND 2 LINES IN MORNING WHEN YOUR NOSE RUNS AS YOUR A COKE HEAD NOT THE PUN YOU COMEDY DISLEXIC PEACE LOVE AND WELL BOLLOCKS TO ANON PERSON AND NOT NAMED VENUE[SUPPOSE ILL BE UNREG AGAIN LIKE I GIVE A MONKEYS] AND AT NO TIME DO I MENTION CHAV/SCALLY{CORRECT SPELLING SLOPPY}/OR NED SO TAKE AWAY BULLSHIT AND NOT ALOT OF REVIEW FACTUAL I HOPE YOU HAVE A DAY JOB?DEL STRAIN and you forgot laughi! ng horse final 2005 and holsten/fhm semi final 2004 and sketch writer for itv {shoot the writers } pilot and series thats itv1 so sloppy Del Strain 27.05.05

Del Strain, May 2005

honest appraisal?your catty snyde remarks even when saying positive points shows a biast to be honest you and i know why that is.im far from finished article and feel you had some valid points in your hatchet job but ive been going 2 yrs its a craft that takes 5/6 so its just lucky your not a booker for the cafe store banana caberet etc thats what matters bye the way where was this gig ?? to mention hackney seems like your implying it was then? and point my set neds etc has been theme for two yrs the media obsession of chav is more recent so who did this stuff before 2 yrs ago chav/chavie diddy kie word for child se/lon chavie your children was what chav meant when i started doing stand up WHERE DID YOU SEE ME i feel the other stuff in set not mentioned would have been so when??honest review no payback for running disagreament with you over being unreg etc and other snyde moves on your part thank you no publicitys bad publicity bye the way im young vic trained but lack performance skills how many of 550+ gigs have you seen if any Del Strain 26.05.05

Del Strain, May 2005

Only an idiot posts messages under his own review. Fucking awful act. If you've got an agent, I reckon it's probably a kidnapped special needs adult. Andrea Thomas 01.01.05

Andrea Thomas, January 2005

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